Simple Stuff.

When I think of socks, I think of cute feet.
When I think of a square, I think Spongebob.
When I think of a tree, I think of Narnia.
When I think of singing, I imagine me belting out several songs in the shower.
When I think of ice cream, I think of happiness.
When I think of bandaids, I think of the 1920s.
And lastly, when I think of summer, I think of memories yet to be made. (:

Oh Snap.

I am most definitely not a little girl.

So one day I decided to throw my lunch away after I was done eating it. Later that day, I was searching in my back pocket for my cellular device and IT WASN'T THERE. Retracing my steps, I realized my phone was in my hands as I was throwing my lunch away. Cringing at the thought of my phone being somewhere in the bottom of a garbage can, I raced down to the office to ask the office ladys if they could help a poor soul like me. So I get in the office and I ask the lady what to do if my phone was in the lunch garbage cans and she said I had to go look for it!! But she said the janitors probably put the garbage on the compost pile already. Wo, wo, wo... COMPOST PILE?! Really? Ya. So she took me down the hallway and told the janitor, "We've got a LITTLE GIRL here who thinks she might have thrown her phone away." SERIOUSLY?! I am not a "little girl." For a moment I completely forgot about my phone in the trash. I was more focused on how my reputation to the janitors would be. Very hurt by this comment, the janitor directed me to the compost pile. I ended up searching through 7 different garbage bags soaked with smelly salad dressing, eaten apples, and other unmentionables. AND I NEVER FOUND MY PHONE. Turns out, it was in my choir room the whole time! Wow. Quite the day.

Long Time No See

                                                       

 This is me and me amigo.

Me amigo es about to be TERMINATED.

Wait for it...

OHHH YEA ;)

This is when the Hallelujah Chorus comes on in my head. 

Fireworks are literally going off in the background.

BOO YA.

Ice Cream is VERY Important to Me

If I didn't have ice cream, I think I'd die. Seriously, that stuff is amazing. It's like every bite I take, my mouth has a little chilly party. Personally, I think just plain vanilla or chocolate is the way to go, but if i feel like shaking things up a bit I'll have cinnamon bun kind from Ben and Jerry's. It's the bomb digity. And to the future men out there who will be mine, please note that if I'd get my tonsels ripped out, I'd like to have some ice cream by my bedside when I wake up from the anestesia. That would be much appreciated.

CHEERS to the Weekend!

Congrats to ourselves. We made it through another week of stuff. Boy, you must think I'm doing something useful on my glorious Saturday, but really, I'm not doing anything at all! Heck, I might just not do anything on Sunday either! Great plan. Unfortunately, I kind of have to write a paper... and study for finals... Pshhhh, I'll save that for precisely 9:00 pm tomorrow night.
This is what my day consisted of:
1.Woke up on Abby's floor.
2.Put some pants on.
3.Made some oatmeal in the microwave.
4.Rode to swim practice.
5.Waited for my coach to find a janitor to open the school doors.
6.Swam.
7.Ate a nutritious breakfast at McDonalds with my mommy and Abby. My favorite (:
8.Went home and took a 2 hour nap.
9.Ate some random foods.
Ahhhh, the life of a swimmer. Be jealous.

This is me. Being bored. But I won't tell my mom that, or else she'll make me do chores.

Fist Day of School in Like a Week

This is awful. Why does school have to be so stupid. I think I would like it ten times more if I didn't have any homework. Because homework is stupid. Hey, here's an idea, lets just not do it and maybe no one will notice. Hahahahahahaha. JUST KIDDING. But for real, I don't like it. This tells you why I'm not doing it right now even though I probably should. So ha! Me and my homework are having a staring contest right now. I think I just lost.

The Truth Comes Out

I don't even like bananas. Unless I eat it in a country besides America.

I LOVE THESE LOSERS!

These are the losers I hung out with this week (:

My Life in a Nutshell

        Wow. I'm thinking right now, aaaaannd I'm not really sure how to sum up my life into a nut. Basically, my favorite animals are camels. I really want to go to Australia and ride one; a two humped one of course. My goal in life is to mary a hot sexy brain surgeon who will buy me a private island, name it Me Casa Es Su Casa, and host a bunch of camels. THAT'S the life.
Now let's be honest here. Although that would make MY LIFE, that won't happen. So currently, I'm just a wee freshman in high school, who's on a swim team. In fact, I'm on the varsity team and we made state this year! Yeaaaa buddy. But I don't really do much besides swim fast and do homework. Every once in a blue moon I'll hang out with a friend or two.
As far as the future goes, I'm planning on attending UW Madison and becoming a psychologist. But who knows! Plans change.