Summer.

I think I'm summer sick. Kinda like homesick, but not. Ever get that feeling when you know everything's going to be okay? I get that under the sun. I miss my tan skin and what not. I miss jumping into the channel in my backyard on a moments notice. I miss doing absolutely nothing just because I can. So instead of missing summer, my plan is to create a time machine where I can instantly show up sometime in the summer. Cool beans broski. Cool beans.

Simple Stuff.

When I think of socks, I think of cute feet.
When I think of a square, I think Spongebob.
When I think of a tree, I think of Narnia.
When I think of singing, I imagine me belting out several songs in the shower.
When I think of ice cream, I think of happiness.
When I think of bandaids, I think of the 1920s.
And lastly, when I think of summer, I think of memories yet to be made. (:

Oh Snap.

I am most definitely not a little girl.

So one day I decided to throw my lunch away after I was done eating it. Later that day, I was searching in my back pocket for my cellular device and IT WASN'T THERE. Retracing my steps, I realized my phone was in my hands as I was throwing my lunch away. Cringing at the thought of my phone being somewhere in the bottom of a garbage can, I raced down to the office to ask the office ladys if they could help a poor soul like me. So I get in the office and I ask the lady what to do if my phone was in the lunch garbage cans and she said I had to go look for it!! But she said the janitors probably put the garbage on the compost pile already. Wo, wo, wo... COMPOST PILE?! Really? Ya. So she took me down the hallway and told the janitor, "We've got a LITTLE GIRL here who thinks she might have thrown her phone away." SERIOUSLY?! I am not a "little girl." For a moment I completely forgot about my phone in the trash. I was more focused on how my reputation to the janitors would be. Very hurt by this comment, the janitor directed me to the compost pile. I ended up searching through 7 different garbage bags soaked with smelly salad dressing, eaten apples, and other unmentionables. AND I NEVER FOUND MY PHONE. Turns out, it was in my choir room the whole time! Wow. Quite the day.

Long Time No See

                                                       

 This is me and me amigo.

Me amigo es about to be TERMINATED.

Wait for it...

OHHH YEA ;)

This is when the Hallelujah Chorus comes on in my head. 

Fireworks are literally going off in the background.

BOO YA.

Ice Cream is VERY Important to Me

If I didn't have ice cream, I think I'd die. Seriously, that stuff is amazing. It's like every bite I take, my mouth has a little chilly party. Personally, I think just plain vanilla or chocolate is the way to go, but if i feel like shaking things up a bit I'll have cinnamon bun kind from Ben and Jerry's. It's the bomb digity. And to the future men out there who will be mine, please note that if I'd get my tonsels ripped out, I'd like to have some ice cream by my bedside when I wake up from the anestesia. That would be much appreciated.

CHEERS to the Weekend!

Congrats to ourselves. We made it through another week of stuff. Boy, you must think I'm doing something useful on my glorious Saturday, but really, I'm not doing anything at all! Heck, I might just not do anything on Sunday either! Great plan. Unfortunately, I kind of have to write a paper... and study for finals... Pshhhh, I'll save that for precisely 9:00 pm tomorrow night.
This is what my day consisted of:
1.Woke up on Abby's floor.
2.Put some pants on.
3.Made some oatmeal in the microwave.
4.Rode to swim practice.
5.Waited for my coach to find a janitor to open the school doors.
6.Swam.
7.Ate a nutritious breakfast at McDonalds with my mommy and Abby. My favorite (:
8.Went home and took a 2 hour nap.
9.Ate some random foods.
Ahhhh, the life of a swimmer. Be jealous.

This is me. Being bored. But I won't tell my mom that, or else she'll make me do chores.